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You win, keep the cheque, we go home.
- I'll be right with you. - Right, coming.
Wouldn't you like the Reverend Archie's personally edited Bible in your home?
Way to go, Bob!
I know what we're having. Lobster!
I can't reach him. They say he's in intensive care.
- We should rent it every summer. - OK, I'll talk to the guy in the morning.
Got you!
OK, fine. Bye.
Enjoy.
We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies.
- There are things we can do. - Like what?
- Why not? - Why not what?
- Bananas? - A little.
Mom, they whistled at us. Don't look!
Would you like to learn to sail? Really to sail?
- You want some? - No.
... he was about a half a length ahead.
I wouldn't take this cheque from you if my children were starving.
- This was for you. You're not having fun. - Are you having fun?
Son of a bitch, why don't you come back and try that again? Moron!
Show us what you got. And Stan, no arguments.
Traitor!
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies, Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain...
OK, sweetheart, get down. Am I glad to be here!
Get up there!
- You said I don't hear or listen to you. - Dad, it's for you.
- Perfect. - Yours is the next table.
- Where do they go? - Let me help.
Nobody, silly! I just recently had them enlarged.
Again, we have some of the best skippers in Florida.
Gregg told me about this island with excellent shells. Can we go?
... with a teasing hint of Dijon.
You understand that?
No, we got the right of way. Let him move.
A Lufthansa jumbo is in that space. What are you trying to do? Mate us?
OK! Sit here for a second, sweetie.
Welcome to the 12th Annual Citrus Cove Regatta.
I’d just like to say it’s a terrific place to be free-loader. Me and T-bone have had a blast
- Twice as big as I'm used to. - She don't know that.
Come on through. I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach.
Where are we going? I'm starving.
Swimming? Gee, I forgot my bathing suit!
- Perfect day for sailing. - We're not sailing today.
- But I love this house. - I know.
- Watch me! OK, Dad, here I go. - This is gorgeous.
- How's that? - Fine.
We'll be home early!
Cinco catches of the day
- I got a small plane here I can't find. - Jack...
Lobsters?
Ah!
This thing must be pretty good for $80.
That's it! How could I be so stupid?
This is just great! Wow
I don't know... I used to sail when I was a kid, but I can't sail.
- Help yourself. - Thanks a million.
- Excuse me. - How does it look?
Number two-eight-two-seven. The Barnacle?
Impose! What are neighbors for? Come on!
- Daddy, I have to pee. - Now I know what I forgot.
We're gaining on him!
- I told her never to say things "suck". - Look!
Of course!
I see several of them are drinking their coffee. Why not look at the menu?
- Can we go home now? - You said you wanted to be a sailor.
- Hey, excuse me! Hello? - Sorry, pal, I'm late.
- My feet are burnt. - Just hop, honey, just hop.
Dumb Swede
Aah! Similar?
- A-ha! Yes, I do! - You do?
Look!
Dad!
Cinco Scully's Catches-of-the-Day.
Well, well, well, renter.
Pellet!
Great! We live next door to Democrats..
You're still a non-smoker, aren't you?
- Here we go! - All right!
Is that Mooresy?? - Yeah, he's waking up.
Motts table!!!!