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All right!
Nobody tells me I can't sit! I'll sit where I wanna sit!
- You think we're going to win? - Yeah.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon. Pardon. Sorry.
- What are you listening to? - WHAM 104.
- He has a 32-foot putt for the birdie. - This green has taxed the pros today.
- I'm a little nervous, all right? - I know. Sorry.
The same guy's in all the pictures.
Thank you.
Here's a sea ditty me mother taught me.
I forgot my Noxzema.
- Great. - I'm starving.
- You have wonderful closet space. - It makes life so much easier.
- Who threw this one? - Blue, that's you.
OK, count them up.
It really is very lovely. I hope the keys are in the mailbox.
Honey, everybody likes them. Thanks.
Great!
- Jeez! -... an enemy of the Lord?
What a shame! We'll find other things to do. Want to build a sandcastle?
No need for those. What do you say, let's all have the lobster.
Cortezzzzz!
- My mother was right. You're twisted. - Mhh-hm.
415! This is it.
I told you this boat could fly!
Captain Al Pellet.
Here we go!
Daddy, wait. I've got to get my stuff from the car.
Pass the milk, please?
Everything overboard.
I'm OK, as long as I don't have to make many turns.
Come in! Where are you? I should... Acknowledge, please!
I call this craft Shotzie. It's nicknamed for my sweetheart.
Dumb swede
- Here. - Thank you.
This should do it. Ow!
This is great. Nice way to start the day.
OK, OK! Next stop, Citrus Cove, Florida.
Are you crazy? He's a lifeguard! They're all sex maniacs.
Jack!
And Gregg goes, "You smoke a cigarette. "
Archie, if that's you, I'll kill you.
Would you part the waves and let my party through, please?
All right, everybody, this is it, the run for the money! Prepare to jibe!
- Hey, Dad! - Hi. What's the matter?
- Oh, good. - I'm going in to straighten out our rent.
I'm not leaving! I don't care! I'm not leaving! I don't care!
- Oh, come on! - I wouldn't want to impose.
- OK. Where's my receipt? - On the table.
- Are you going to be long? - Wait, this is important...
- Trim the other jib. - Not the jib!
- Mr. Pellet! How were your winds today? - Blowing.
- It helps. - And you're very observant, I can tell.
- I thought you don't take reservations. - We don't, except for Mr. Pellet.
They were so good. I'll have another beer. They're filling, aren't they?
- Everything out! - We got hundreds of pounds of ballast!
When you were in school, did you ever cut class?
Trying to watch The Smurfs?
- No, you should go. - Sure?
- The Barnacle? - Yes!
Excuse me.
I love you.
Oh, I see.
And now, I'll sign the papers.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
That's how she got here, remember?
- You know what to do. - When I'm ready, I say, "Jibe ho. "
I apologize. The man was a slob.
- So am I. - It's been hours since we ate.
Could I have a little room here, please?
- I don't think he has those rules! Turn! - What are you doing?
You stop, or I'll shoot! Jack!
... you're going to sail a fish restaurant?
- Come on, Dad, we're going to beat him! - Attaway, Dad!
- It's a long race. We'll catch them. - I hope so.
Amazing! I thought they were extinct.
Excuse me, little lady.