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This just in: Slave-owner descendant Carter Pewterschmidt has paid $20,000,
Some player-haters be throwin' salt in my game, grillin' me over my gear.
Dear diary Jackpot
- Where is Cindi? - She'd better show up. It's almost half-time.
When a neo-conservative defenestrates,
Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had grown aware of her ageing.
"There's some fish that give advice Holy crap!
- " Is violence in movies - " Violence in movies
Why do I taste crotch?
Your Body and You.
Mekka lekka hi... God, I hate you so much.
whats a library dad? its where homeless people go to shave and make BM
Listen, uh, as many of you may know, I recently came into some money.
Butter
Take it easy, Peter.
- Peter, I think you should go. - Yeah, I'm going.
Cindi, I'd feel worse about this if you didn't spell your name with that insufferable i.
He's wakin' up. Get him back to the bus station.
- Can we go now? I'm starvin'. - The game's almost over.
But... but... but I was also there for the bad times.
But America's Foreign Policy Makes About As Much Sense
- " Lucky there's a - " Lucky there's a
Wow! That's cool! Go back even further, Dad.
We haven't spent time together since we played Operation.
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Now, kids, don't be taken in by the man. Stay black and proud.