Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to have a word with you.
What? Oh, sorry. His be-atch.
"But where are those good old-fashioned values
Go, Dust Mites!
And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory.
That's my son out there. I taught him how to wipe.
Yesterday I received reparations
Suspect's getting belligerent. Officer down.
No one wants to sit with me. It's like I'm a freakin' leper.
What the hell does "rant" mean?
- I didn't. - You didn't?
Peter Giggity: Windows XP Today LG 510W
- We'll hook up later. - My jacket's in there. Please don't write on it.
Well, uh, the important thing is you tried, son.
"May 7th, 1836."
Yep. I even got my own posse. Big Dog, T-Bone, Shades, go make some sandwiches.
Cindi is definitely the alpha of the group.
They surprised us with a visit after I told them about your recent discovery.
The family has become poor white trash since then, so they only gave what they could.
You see, Peter, the most important thing is how a man acts. You see what I'm gettin' at?
Well, I call you cheer-losers!
You disgust me. Oink, oink, fatty.
...
Oh, my God! You turned the den into Pee-wee's Playhouse?
"Laugh and cry
- " Luck-luck-luck-lucky there's a family guy - " Lucky there's a family guy
- This is three. - Oh. Sorry.
Dad, I don't wanna be here. I wanna be chillin' with my homeys.
Wow. Then it's true.
Peter, we know about your selfish squandering of your reparation money.
What's a library, Dad?
Sure. I was just goin' for a ride. Hop on.
Yeah, but the problem is, I got no idea how to be black.