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- " Lucky there's a - " Lucky there's a
Air mattress serta never flat Was awesome no let's watch the Cleveland sohow
Have ypu lost your fucking mind?
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
Archaeological evidence shows Ireland was very different before the discovery of alcohol.
Yes. Andrew we hear you're a negro now
- Oh. Never mind that one. - What was that?
It hurts like a bitch That I did last night
Dominic
I walked into the kitchen and sat at the table.
Mekka lekka hi... God, I hate you.
"I got a hangnail hangin' from my cuticle
When Florida lost James to that tragic auto accident. Oh! Oh!
Hey, Michael McCloud's just invented a new kind of beverage.
So I started beatin' him with a hose. Then my arm got tired, so I came here.
The Buddy Cianci Junior High cheerleaders!
Oh, my God. This is date three. Are you gonna let him get to second base?
- Peter, I think... - Kichwa!
Some brother just fell in the ocean!
I think that would be a bad idea. And I know something about bad ideas.
Gentlemen, today we, Ireland's top scientists,
Peter: Luck X3 Lucky There's A Family Guy All Voice: Lucky There's A Family Guy
Well... 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail.
Nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
- What's wrong? - He's speaking in tongues. He's possessed.
- Well, so long, Peter. - Wait. Before you go, what's heaven like?
- I just need to get their attention. - OK. That was much better.
Uh, hi. I'm Peter Griffin.
OK. Settle down, spaz.
Like that hypnotist at the airport Hilton.
- What are you talking about? - I want an apology and Rice Krispie treats.
I share them with all of you in the hopes that one day your wounds may be healed as well.