Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What you got on Friday's game? I got three bills on Rutgers.

Always with the scenarios

- Want a Nitro bar? - Would you shut the fuck up?

You don't mix with the other ladies or talk to the nice gents I see around.

Lack of control is fucking up this family.

Now we got a brand-new lightning rod on top to take the hits.

I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waiting for discipline.

All you're doing is making me nervous.

The lady says "next," I ran away.

Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt. The collar was ripped.

Authorities say he was made acting boss...

But this is unnecessary, all right?

HE MADE THEM AN OFFER THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND

- Maybe she does, right? - Yeah.

Just give me the money.

This is Scarface, final scene, fucking bazookas under each arm.

- I'm having second thoughts. - About?

- Don't forget to floss. - You saved my life.

Why can't we talk like adults anymore, huh?

- Who? - Junior Soprano's boys.

Not for anything, God bless your uncle...

- Of course, Tony. How are you? - Good.

Nobody won, it was a draw.

But I told you what the ground rules are:

- Dickwad! - Asshole!

Yeah, the phone's off the hook. Come on in.

Want to take this to his deathbed?

I was thinking...

That's why I want it to be you, Uncle Jun.

I thought we made some progress on your narcissism.

Mothers throwing their babies out of skyscraper windows.

Number two, he's got New York behind him.

Not much in the balls department, I might add.

It's your dime.

He tries to leave you break his other neck

Phil Litto said, "Yeah, he's real scared of you."

This week my, my friend got beat up...

Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all.

I applaud your vigilance.

You're the Boy Wonder. Him and Jackie both had you picked from day one.

You gonna say something, or what?