Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is my "earned run average" which is very, very good.

These are my short pants from when I was three.

TV ANNOUNCER: Base hit.

And, you know, if there's any lumber left over...

A froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride

[Ominous instrumental music]

What does "HBP" mean?

You know, the Rangers are playing the Yankees right now.

YOU WOULDNT HIT A 64 YEAR OLD MAN

But his neck wasn't really thick enough to play football, at least not competitively.

You got me. Unless it was eight.

Got to like that.

You know, for the act. Me and Chip 2.

I'm gonna hang out here today.

Yeah. I've still got a few more holes to drill along the scalp.

NANCY: Sug, are you all right?

Dad, this is Chip Block.

[Wood chipper whirring]

Nobody could do it today. Except maybe Meryl Streep.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Tee time is in two hours and eight minutes.

You know, Dad, I could just use my sock and a magic marker.