Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a golf tournament.

Is this part of your new act?

Okay. Now, ERA, as you see here...

[Camera clicks]

Streep would be a great ventriloquist. And so would you.

The problem is Chip likes the sports pages...

I'll let you drive the cart...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm training for the varsity squad.

No, sir. That's a temporary water hazard.

I'll never forget this. In this game, I had a no-hitter.

What do we really need Chip for, anyway?

But watching you up on that stage, lighting the place up...

BOBBY: And Staubach goes back to throw.

Hey, Dad. Guess who's the star of the Nursing Home Follies?

Every boy wants to be his pal. Every girl wants to be his gal.

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Hey, Slugger. That was my brother's name.

Yeah. He's all poo-poo jokes.

Bobby, Chip, you get Dale's spot. Bill?

Yes. I would like to purchase some chloroform...

I hate Adam Sandier.

Okay. I'm gonna need $20 now. And $20 when it is done.

- Amen to that. - Dad.