Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is it? It's called a Big Stick.

Don't touch anything. Let's just do this and get out.

And we wouldn't want you to do anything rash, would we?

Your name is Fern Mayo, correct? No. No, it's not.

It's really hard to track you down, Fern. Violette.

it's like plaids and stripes.

Just give me the phone.

Who the heck do you think you are? Angelyne?

Our prom king this year is...

What? She said it herself.

Bullshit! It's not true.

[HORN HONKING THEN THUMPING IN TRUNK]

I don't know! It was chaos. We popped the trunk.

This is sick, Courtney.

If, and only if, you never, ever tell anyone what you heard.

Liz? Did you hear that?

See, it’s called demented.

Okay? There's nothing kinky about okay, now, is there?

We saw you. We all know you did it.

You don't know me,

Oh. So aggressive, Julie.

Carpet munchers! Ha,ha,ha.

two is for bitch...

I mean, wouldn't it bother you to lose such a close friend?

It could have been anybody. It could've been a sex-crazed maniac.

Now, what would we do on any other day?

I like cheekbones. You know, a boy with a little Bowie going on.

I'm so pleased to announce that the prom queen

With Courtney and Marcie, it was all games.

You don't know how much it means to me. It's a dream come true.

It's so much better than last year. I wish my friends did that for me.

ZACH: Yeah, I know. If you want to be alone tonight, I understand.

You can't pretend nothing happened-- I know that.

JULIE: Let her go.

round ass, don't you, Marcie?

Oh, my God. What the hell is this?

It was a total sideshow, T.Z. Nah, it wasn't no total sideshow, fukk those haters, they ain't gon realize what they got til it's gone

Ah. We can get it out. I've got eyelash curlers.

Oh, look, you have groupies. I know. Aren't they cute?

See you at T.Z's house party tonight, candy girl Ha ha, you don't scare me you, watch it sweetness, honey cups

Everybody loved Liz,

that shouldn't even be happening? What do you mean?

I have this gift. I can smell a lie.

then tie her to the flagpole in her bra and undies and watch the fun begin.

what with the cruel politics of high school and all.

The blonde, Marcie Fox, a legend in her own little mind.

No. No way. I want nothing to do with this.

[EBB'S ALMOST YOU PLAYING]

A true friend never lies.

Isn't her boyfriend in drama?

You were alone and weren't with them any more.

a well-known senior at Reagan High School

.... Who is violette

Excellent. Make it by 3. I have a pet to groom.

I am reprehensible. No, you're not.

COURTNEY: Let's see. If I were being choked, I'd claw the sheets to smithereens.

Drinking fountain down the hall.