Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is sick, Courtney.

it's like plaids and stripes.

ZACH: Yeah, I know. If you want to be alone tonight, I understand.

COURTNEY: Let's see. If I were being choked, I'd claw the sheets to smithereens.

Excellent. Make it by 3. I have a pet to groom.

Drinking fountain down the hall.

With Courtney and Marcie, it was all games.

It's really hard to track you down, Fern. Violette.

Okay? There's nothing kinky about okay, now, is there?

[EBB'S ALMOST YOU PLAYING]

Our prom king this year is...

Your name is Fern Mayo, correct? No. No, it's not.

I have this gift. I can smell a lie.

And we wouldn't want you to do anything rash, would we?

Everybody loved Liz,

You don't know me,

Oh, look, you have groupies. I know. Aren't they cute?

What? She said it herself.

I mean, wouldn't it bother you to lose such a close friend?

Isn't her boyfriend in drama?

what with the cruel politics of high school and all.

What is it? It's called a Big Stick.

It could have been anybody. It could've been a sex-crazed maniac.

.... Who is violette

Now, what would we do on any other day?

round ass, don't you, Marcie?

Carpet munchers! Ha,ha,ha.

then tie her to the flagpole in her bra and undies and watch the fun begin.

Ah. We can get it out. I've got eyelash curlers.

The blonde, Marcie Fox, a legend in her own little mind.

See, it’s called demented.

JULIE: Let her go.

two is for bitch...

that shouldn't even be happening? What do you mean?

If, and only if, you never, ever tell anyone what you heard.

You were alone and weren't with them any more.

Who the heck do you think you are? Angelyne?

I don't know! It was chaos. We popped the trunk.

We saw you. We all know you did it.

A true friend never lies.

It was a total sideshow, T.Z. Nah, it wasn't no total sideshow, fukk those haters, they ain't gon realize what they got til it's gone

I like cheekbones. You know, a boy with a little Bowie going on.

It's so much better than last year. I wish my friends did that for me.

Oh. So aggressive, Julie.

Just give me the phone.

I'm so pleased to announce that the prom queen

You can't pretend nothing happened-- I know that.

a well-known senior at Reagan High School

No. No way. I want nothing to do with this.

[HORN HONKING THEN THUMPING IN TRUNK]

You don't know how much it means to me. It's a dream come true.

I am reprehensible. No, you're not.

See you at T.Z's house party tonight, candy girl Ha ha, you don't scare me you, watch it sweetness, honey cups

Liz? Did you hear that?

Oh, my God. What the hell is this?

Don't touch anything. Let's just do this and get out.

Bullshit! It's not true.