Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

Oh, unforgettable.

Me after Table Topics Contest

for you, anything.

I wish I could believe you.

It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it

So he's bad. What do you care?

I refund your money.

Not for me. I love chatting.

yeah? well I (built sets) with (my) wife.

Now that’s a hilarious premise

Hi. How's he doing?

Olivia Newton John is in a coma

That's a lot of yearning

It's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it.

It’s just a meme, bro

-Hello, Milos. -Jerry.

Me leaving work today

He's going in the attic, and I want you all to lock your doors.

I Didn't Know It Was Possible Not To Know That

Kristy? Oh, she's so stupid and mainstream.

I'm going with "Platner". Platner is the candidate. Platner!

Oh, yeah, Reilly?

Did you get someone to take that Canadian quarter?

Believe me, it is Brian's great shame

IT'S A SMART LINE AND A SMART CROWD WILL APPRECIATE IT!

I'm not even gonna rewind it.

Hey, Patty, look at this guy. He's awful.

I'm sorry, honey. I was just a little hungry.

Jerry, I'm so sorry.

So inspired was he of my culinary skills, that he created some sort of tomato flatbread bruschetta.

"Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."

We only wake you up for the important meetings.

There’s a feather in your cap.

Thanks a lot, Jared!

We only wake you up For the important players

So, any luck getting that beer away from the house?

Vincent stopped making picks.

The jurco store called They’re going out of business

I'm going with haters become waiters. That's the line

I'm not allowed within 200 feet of his office.

Hi, can I help you?

Yea, it shot into the stall pretty quick

And I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead ASF mission

He’s not a man this Neymar jr

I'M GOING WITH UNICORN STORE. UNICORN STORE IS THE TITLE!

I’m going with MRY! ...MRY is the line.

Hey Nate…the ocean called, they’re running out of cruises.

Kramer wants to die with dignity.