Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I married this 11-year-old girl for all the wrong reasons.

Peter, this is ridiculous. We came here to take Chris home.

I joined the Peace Corps and a day later, I was two continents away.

Do the women there have exposed clitterati?

attack! count me out (1969)

Peter, what're you doing? You've been out of work forever.

Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

Chris, the festival of the harvest is the time of celebration for my people.

I say, anybody listen to Howard Stern this morning?

Damn it! This is worse than being Kevin Federline's magic mirror.

Well, if you're happy then I'm happy, because after all... What?

We’re Going To Wyre Forest School In The Taxi Sarah And Andrew

and you've only spent $1.50.

Actually, he's kind of been going overboard lately.

- He ran away to join the Peace Corps. - Oh, my God! Give me that!

I'm tired of always scrounging around on the bottom rung of society...

YOU PEOPLE KNOCKED ME OFF THE MODEM

and you're just using it to escape from your problems at home.

Let's go, Stewie. Time to change your diaper.

People do crazy things when they're confused.

and prove to me you truly are the sole king of Camelot...