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I‘ll open for two blues.
Yes, Commander?
Stay down.
At the draft board, I ate the eye chart,
— Mattresses? — Right there.
Those of us that are staying behind are mighty grateful.
and then gives it offto Tanker.
|won‘t say anything ifit doesn‘t.
You sure, Colonel? Those markings don‘t check out at all.
One for the road?
Wejust have to sit and wait. Can‘t even get that game on the radio.
But first, remove the fuse.
One more yell like that and you and I will have interchangeable parts.
How come my nurse needs a shave?
Ohio State—Illinois. Last game ofthe season.
— Then what do we do? — Try calling the navy.
— Hello? — You‘re gonna have to speak up. Hard to hear with the game on.
“F—Fox, S—Sugar,
I was saving this for New Year‘s Eve, but...
All we know is it‘s a spring—cylinder type.
|wish I could wink.
There.