Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

|fyou think I‘m giving you my chair, you‘re crazy, lady.
Keep the vibrations and the noise down to a minimum.
Also, the Navy fumbled. The Army‘s got the ball on the 35.
He sure picked a funny way to sell used cars.
Old Tank runs it down to the Ohio State one—foot line.
They‘re not gettin‘ me out. They‘re only gettin‘ me whistles.
— [Bomb Whistling] — Get down!
You got any stethoscopes?
I‘m sure itwill.
the blues are worth $10,000, the reds are worth $25,000.
Hello, Colonel. Captain Pierce, 4077th M.A.S.H.
Not the bombs, mine. The bomb is ticking away loud and clear.
Can you speak up?
— There‘s only one thing to do. — Yes?
Yeah?What is it?
[Announcer] Navy, having won the toss, has elected to receive.
Tank Washington comes to my house and shoots out the porch light.
Navy 42, Army 36.
Punt!
- I was team manager. -Ohh!
It‘s not a Russian bomb, Chinese, Polish, Czech——
Excuse me. You haven‘t seen my crucifix, have you?
Well?