Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore.

Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.

I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!

Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.

It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.

And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything.

How Jay’s day started…

- Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again.

I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.

Thank you Dobby, that was the joke

You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!

You're working through christmas!!!

A Miser Brothers Christmas

It was aids. There, I just saved you four long boobless hours.

I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.

And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.

I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.

"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "

Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?

I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here.

- Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so.

They are ants, Michael. They are ants.

That means a lot to me because you made it.