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They're not his to take care of. They're my kids, and I'm gonna get 'em back.
- Hey, fellas. - Wow! Ted Turner!
- Goodnight, Moon. - Meg's real father's name is...
Gorgeous. We sit here and force small talk while they have the time of their lives.
Make sure the wheel goes all the way around.
Actually, I... I was kind of looking forward to being a dad.
We're going to see Bobby Darin at the Copa tomorrow, right, Charlie?
- And this is a '74 Pinot Noir. - Mmm, lovely.
Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba. Whoa, Lois, you put on a few, huh?
I am very disappointed in you!
My face is on the news. Your father won't let me see the dog carrying my puppies.
- I know the guy that owns this place! - What?!
Daddy swore he'd track you down any way he could.
And I learned something today.
He's my son-in-law.
- Chocolate-chip. - Stewie's favourite bedtime story is...
We all really miss you. And Peter talks about you all the time.
Oh no our table it's broken Shut up or you're grounded
There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.
I did not know that. I thought dogs laid eggs. I learned something today.
In local news Noel was seen walking out of of this cheap motel with what can only be described as pink eye, more at 11.
You're almost there, Sea Breeze. Oh, and also, I didn't bring this up before,
- How long are you and your family in...? - Uh-uh-uh-uh. No conversation.
Mm, I know where I go when I want to relax.
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?