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- Thank you very much. - You are welcome.
You could go to my guy. He's at Juan-Juan in Beverly Hills.
They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time.
- I can cut it for you. - You're not Mr. D'Onofrio.
...people in comas are aware of everything going on around them.
On a steel horse I ride
- Why did you get bongos? - Richard Feynman played the bongos.
Look at me and Leonard.
I just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death.
...I'm guessing someone went back in time...
I ate a butterfly.
...but here in town, we don't churn our own butter...
it's clear now, I've been wasting my time.
It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
- Can you pass the Parmesan cheese? - Sure.
Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning.
And most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
- You read it as 0800. - Itdoesn't have an O in front of it.