Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would have laughed too...

Thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.

You know, I think this is a good stopping point.

Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional...

Let me just take that away from you. Okay.

Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit.

You believe this guy?

- Can I help you? - Yes.

- Oh. I love you so much. - Oh, and I love you.

...at the rate of 4.6 yoctometers per femtosecond.

But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.

- What are you doing? - I'm trying to get the hair out of my eyes.

Oh, sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes.

So tell me all about your first day.

To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends.

Oh, no, I'm just here to get my hair cut.

I was gonna freshen up for you...

I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit.

i know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk…

Thank you for captioning my nightmare.