Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.
Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you.
...and you see a superstar like Tony Danza.
- That sounds mean. - No.
...so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.
...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up.
An example of the nepotism...
I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe...
...because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.
...from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"?
Mr. D'Onofrio?
But it says 8 a.m.
Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh.
...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash...
Bareback and bare-chested.
Wait. Send more underwear.
I can't help it, I feel like a teen heartthrob.
- ...and then you are good to go. - Fun time.
I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.
...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.
...like they do at Camp Hess Kramer.
I'm wanted
...and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?"
That's what chess is all about.