Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The world is my oyster.

I'm sorry, it's the bad-boy attitude that comes with this hair.

...sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming.

I can do anything. The world is my oyster

Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding?

There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?"

Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon."

- Okay, what just happened? - I don't know.

Not with a bang but with a nephew.

...and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond...

Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor...

Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing.

...so I got you this.

With the kind that flows down to your shoulders...

Survival training? Is that like camping?

With that in mind, if you can hear me...

Told you. I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little...

No, hang on. Roommate Agreement.

They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop...

The watch is magnificient

Penny forgot to use the subjunctive

I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight.

...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946.

Feynman was a famous physicist.

But I think I can pull it off. Well done, Penny.

Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed.