Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is "quirky."

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.

I think this could be good for you.

We are living in a world of chaos.

I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair.

...he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy.

What's this about Sheldon seeing you naked?

I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you.

If you're quiet, you can hear it.

Is there anything I could do to help?

I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.

Bet you didn't know that I had bongos

...isn't that checkmate and I win?

- Hello. - Hey.

Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough.

...my bowel movement spreadsheet...

He can't go here because of my lighthouse...