Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.
What's this about Sheldon seeing you naked?
Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough.
Bongo solo.
I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair.
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.
...my bowel movement spreadsheet...
He can't go here because of my lighthouse...
- Hello. - Hey.
Is there anything I could do to help?
Stop it.
If you're quiet, you can hear it.
Bet you didn't know that I had bongos
I think this could be good for you.
I got it.
...he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy.
...isn't that checkmate and I win?
When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is "quirky."
We are living in a world of chaos.
I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you.