Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Odd, vexing.
Every day I think about the mess I've made of things and I'm tortured, Hank.
Until a few days ago, I did not even know you had a son.
[Clearing throat]
Well, okay. We can do Gary and Mike anytime.
Listen up homosexuals And so called bisexuals!
He didn't return-to-sender my last postcard.
The invitation didn't say anything about formal attire...
The unabashed truth.
Honey, wait. I wanna tell you what really happened.
then he crawls into bed with the federal government.
And with the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation.
[Rock music playing]
Why do you need a partner to work the gay rodeo?
.
-I hate myself for what I did to you. -I hate you more.
-And wait till you try my margaritas. -Great.
-Hello, Mr. Gribble. -Little Hanky Hill.
Well, the guy's 60.
-She's got a mouth on her. -Well, it's your funeral.
Dad?
Well, you see, when a man and a woman care for each other...