Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

takes oi the meaiest goat ii Texas,

I weit iiside to use the restroom where I was coifroited by a horrible sight,

And I'm here to say I want my boy back.

Aid iow, please direct your eyes,,,

Nancy, I don't know what to do.

Speaking of which, Dad...

Dale, this is Juan Antonio, my special friend.

Dang old pretty much all I got, man.

-Trust me, I'm an expert hater. -I don't blame you.

So, iaturally, I headed for the kitchei siik,,,

Don't worry, Grandpa. That goat's getting pantied.

-Let it out, child. -I am. I'm crying.

Wait a minute. You're....

Are you a police?

Oh, my God! I can't believe this. My own father.

If I can forgive him for tongue-stabbing me on my holy day, why can't you?

Oh, I'm in quite the pickle. What to do? What to do?

-I'm gay. -lf only that were true.

I must re-channel the energy of your wife's ancestors' spirit winds.

-Oh, sug'. -I can't believe it.

so some of the champagne bottles contain gasoline and rags.