Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell does that have to do with anything?
- You know what I found? - No, what?
Harry Burns. He's a political consultant.
Someone is staring at you in personal growth
- What? - With whom did you have this great sex?
You don't believe men and women can be friends.
and it was the longest night of my life.
and we're still married.
- So she's not attractive? - No, she is attractive.
- You never get upset about anything! - Don't be ridiculous!
♪ It had to be you...
I've finally gotten to a place where I'm comfortable with just me and my work.
I get the woman's point of view on things.
A Sheldon can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man.
- They haven't faked it with me. - How do you know?
Can I say something?
What does this song mean? My whole life, I don't know.
I knew the way you know about a good melon
If you could take him back right now, would you?
Julian, help yourself. Have some more wine, whatever, OK?
- What? What? - Nothing.
- That's great! - We prayed for it.
"Give him some time. Don't move in too fast."
Oh, God. I can't remember her name.
Don’t fuck with Mr. Zero
I just would've been some woman you had to get outta bed and leave at 3am and go clean your andirons.
He was going with a girlfriend of mine...
I don't know. He's just kinda faceless.
- Harry. - What?
- Why not? - What I'm saying is...
That won't even get us out of Chicago. Nothing's happened to me yet.
Go ahead. It's not one of my favorites anyway.
"I Took Her To A Place That Wasn't Human. She Actually Meowed."
I WAS BEING NICE!
- How do you know it won't get worse? - How much worse can it get...
- Harry! - What?
'Cause we've spent so much time together.
Draw something resembling anything!
You know, it's funny. We started out like this, Helen and I.
I'm entitled to throw anger your way. Especially when I'm being told
Baby talk? What's that? That's not a saying.
Me trying to sleep I'll just stay up and moan
and i hope you'll have a good evening, because i'm off sick to muck i can't work tomorrow i'm too buthered. i solely only reccommend that you take over tomorrow. yes i'll try my hardest i'll research in the nikki annex section ok here's a crotia.
I miss you already.
and she would complain about how she and Gary never did it any more.
What are you trying to say?
I... I just called to say I'm sorry.
Ten years.
- I didn't walk out. - Sprinted is more like it.
That's the good thing about depression - you rest.
No, I miss the whole summer.
- Who is she? - Helen Hillson. She's keeping her name.
Oh, yeah, right there.
♪ And their eyes will pop!
- How've you been? - Fine.
- then I felt suffocated. - Then it wasn't.
- I never said that. I'd never say that. - All right, fine. Have it your way.
I'm not that upset. We'd been growing apart for a while.
Ale jandro
Oh, God.
I’ll have what Truth’s having.
This is much better. Fresh air, I have the streets all to myself.
Not to repeat. Please, to answer. Would you like to go to the movies tonight?
A: not at home...
- When was that? - Six years ago.
- So am I. - I don't see anything wrong with that.
I'll make some tea.
That's wonderful, Harry.
I was just walking by and I thought it was you.
Yeah. But when I asked where she was...
Well, the next time you're giving a lecture on social graces,
- You don't have a tumor. - How do you know?
Hey Jerry!!
You're Right, You're Right. I Know You're Right.
No, you're too busy being happy. Ever think about death?
You made a woman meow?
'cause people were always crossing rooms to talk to Maxine.
Are you finished now?
I rode up nine extra floors just to keep talking to her.
- Who wants coffee? - I do, and I love you.
- No, no. - Good. Good.
you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone...
democrats for Joe I don't think he's ever gonna win
Yes. Who is the fox?
And the great thing is,
and then you know what goes through your mind?
How about you love me, too?
Call me…
Ooh that’s harsh
He's never going to move
♪ But you say ee-ther, and I say either
you make it impossible for me to hate you
Hey, everybody! Ten seconds to New Year!
I want you to know... That I will never understand the internet's propensity for foot fetish.
- I have no idea. - You have no idea?!
Yes.