Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Spare Pair is for everyday of the week… including Sunday.
- First you lived with Barbara. - Right, Barbara.
- When he made a pass, you said no... - Oh, oh.
They had the days of the week on them and I thought they were funny
- Baby's breath. - Rosemary's Baby's... mouth?
and I said "Arthur, you see that girl? I'm going to marry her."
A faceless guy. OK. Then what happens?
And they're three huge guys.
No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive.
george slppoinn me up! yes i will faye!
I thought it was like late '80s.
Democrats I don’t think they’re ever going to impeach him.
- I need a kleenex - OK
At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.
so still dating is not a big incentive...
- The thought of not kissing somebody... - I'll kiss you.
Harry doesn’t even like sweets
- He always wants to have sex with her. - What if they don't wanna have sex?
watch her washing the clothes.
A Milton can do your taxes... if you need a root canal, Milton's your man
You got Mallomars, the greatest cookie of all time.
A couple of weeks ago I did a thing with hostages.
I Can't Draw!!!
Boy, you sound really healthy.
Difficult
- ..for the City of New York. - What do you mean by a "wake-up call"?
Must've been the dismount.
- Harry, this is Sally Albright. - Nice to meet you.
- How are you, Harry? - Fine. I'm fine.
Secret pilot fist bump? Hooray Dale!
We got 18 hours to kill before New York.
- Then you got a divorce. - Right. Then I married Katie.
I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.
Sally got the last good one.
- It was! - Yes, it was!
OK, you're still as hard as nails.
What's so funny about that?
♪ And also lackaday
He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
That's too bad.
Who is he?
I am difficult
♪ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
I thought he was coming to talk to my friend Maxine...
But sooner or later, you'll be screaming at each other
- Three. - Yes, please.
Or if we forget them, should we remember them?
Obviously you haven't had great sex yet.
No, I don't, but why does it have to mean everything?
He was a head counselor at the boys' camp,
I'll have what she's having.
Last scene.
And we're talking in this Ethiopian restaurant she wanted to go to.
- I have to get this. - Harry, we're here for Jess and Marie.
'cause the sex part always gets in the way.
Then when you say "No, nothing is missing," the person you're with...
tangla roatraroa around the tangle table it's dubesh duklan tangla tangeroa around the tangle table it's terrance tersorist tangla tangeroa around the tangle table it's taiwanese gayle
He just bumped into Helen.
Great! Friends! It's the best thing.
Of course he likes it - he's a guy.
Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Thank you.
I miss the idea of him.
Don't say a word!
It'd be easier if they combined obituaries with the real-estate section.
of not expressing every feeling you have...
I'm sorry. This is Sally Albright. Helen Hillson...
I was sitting with my friend Arthur Kornblum in a restaurant.
Fine! But let's just get one thing straight.
Thank you.
- It doesn't work. - Hi.
And the thing is, I... I feel really fine.
When I was single I knew lots of nice single men.
Doesn't matter. The sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is doomed.
If Arthur ever left his wife and I actually met him...
♪ Then the world discovers
It's time.
I like saying den. Got a nice ring to it.
I say I have an early meeting, early squash game.
- I was visiting family. - In the Ambassador Hotel.
Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous And I had these days-of-the-week underpants
men and women can't be friends,
The wine they will share binds all their hopes together.
Respect to my Hungarian family
- No. - Did we ever...?
Spare Pair is for everyday… including Sunday.
Grape?
- So what happened? - When?
♪ With all your faults
When you find the person you want to wait out the apocalypse with, You want the apocalypse to begin as soon as possible.
When someone's not that attractive, they're described as having a good personality
When you want to nap, but have hamster head.
- We just never should have done it. - I couldn't agree more.
He always wants to have sex with her.
He's sensitive, he's going through a rough period,
Or, alternatively, we could break it down by mileage.
I'm saying that the right man is out there.
- So I'm going to New York. - So something'll happen?
Yes! Yes!
What're you doin' for New Year's?
Sorry, I need a judge's ruling.
Right now everything is great.
♪ Don't be afraid to just phone moi
♪ He sings a love song as we go along
accuses you of being attracted to the person you're just friends with...
But I didn't marry Barbara. I married Marjorie.
You read the obituary column.
♪ It's very clear
They don't make Sunday
Best last line of a movie ever.
I know. High maintenance.
Grape?
- What do you want from me? - Nothing!
Good night, Harry.
- That's disgusting. - I know. I feel terrible.
- Enjoy being with her? - Yeah.
I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period.
Add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash
that I've marked to show the locations where we can change shifts.
AND "I'M GONNA BE 40" IN 8 YEARS
Yeah. Well, you know.
You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
- How are you? - Fine.
- That’s why he puts her on the plane. - She doesn’t want to stay!
The third time we met we became friends.
Wouldn’t you rather be with Bogart than the other guy?
Two mixed green salads.
- What do you want, Harry? - Nothing. Nothing.
- Well, yeah. Yeah. - Really?
You have to move back to New Jersey
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
When Joe and I started seeing each other we wanted the same thing.
where Arthur would just happen to see it.
Oh! Hi, Sally. Sally, this is Harry Burns.
we could still be friends, instead of drifting apart...
OK. OK.
You all went to a met game together?
- Joe and I broke up. - What?
- I'm going home. - You'll never get a taxi.
I don't think it's a matter of opinion. Empirically, you are attractive.