Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They don't know that. They just met me.

♪ And even be glad just to be sad

- "Won't You Come Home, Bill Baby?" - Kiss the baby!

What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.

♪ Potato, pot-ahto Tomato, tom-ahto

I'll have what Alan is having.

A Kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

I worked for a prominent neurologist...

That will prove I'm over Joe because I fuck somebody?!

Stupid wagon wheel coffee table

- No, I'm not up to it. - I feel too awful.

I'd like to propose a toast to Harry and Sally if Marie of i had found either of them even remotely attractive, we wouldn't be here today

And the clock is ticking.

- But I would be proud. - But I would be proud.

he didn't wanna marry me.

An Im, definitely.

married to a man who runs a bar.

See? I didn't let it lie.

Well, she's young, but look what she's done.

there is no point going out with someone I might like

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

I was with some girl I don't even remember.

- I don't understand this relationship. - What d'ya mean?

- Would you like a pea pod with shrimp? - Thank you.

Everybody thinks they have good taste, but they couldn't all have good taste.

- She moved when she was 11. - I lived on 183rd Street.

- Also, he never remembers me. - Sally Albright.

Another divorce.

- I felt strange about it. - Why?

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

tell me 'cause I'll sign up.

- Why not? - Because of God.

and I thought I'd remind you that it's the season of forgiveness.

But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name.

I love that you get a crinkle here when you look at me like I'm nuts.

And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying.

Wanna spend the night in a motel?

I just want it the way I want it.

Home, desperately wanna talk to me, but trapped under something heavy.

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

I can't believe it's not butter.

We were in the cab playing I-spy.

"She lives in the next village...

go back to her place, have sex,

I think it's great that you have a date.

Because it does!

- I don't see that. - You don't see that?

- Yeah. - Seven, six, five, four...

- Pepper. - Pepper.

- Did it work? - He never even came over.

- Come on, stay. Please. - Thanks, Jess. I just... I have to go.

♪ And could make me be blue...

I didn't let it lie

barbies would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the plastic would bang into the casing.

35 years to the day after our first marriage.

Hey, taxi! Taxi!

- Would you two like to sit together? - Great! Thank you.

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she gets on the plane

She works in his office. She's a paralegal. Her name is Kimberly.

What are you trying to say?

- What? - Nothin'. Nothin'.

I wouldn't get involved with her boyfriend.

You'd rather be in a passionless marriage...

- Which part? - What I'm wearing.

Nice to meet you... lra.

What's so bad about this? You got Dick Clark. That's tradition.

- That's what I said. And? - I am a journalist. I work at The News.

Tell the truth.

"..and she says “I don't know if I wanna be married any more."

You got dick clark, that's tradition

All this time... I've been saying... that he didn't wanna get married.

And the kitchen floor...?

You will never have to be out there again.

- What can I get you? - I'll have a number three.

- Do you wanna go to sleep? - OK.

Is one of us supposed to be the fox in this scenario?

But you looked at me with these weepy eyes: "Don't go home. Hold me, Harry."

- I'm not depressed. - OK. Fine.

I also wrote "Pesto is the quiche of the '80s."

When someone's not attractive, they're described as having a good personality.

I'm gonna start with the grilled radicchio.

I'll have what she's having.

- What? - Forget about it.

- Good. - I mean, it's so early.

- Harry Burns. - Harry. How ya doin'?

Well, that's great. Great.

until the smell drifts into the hall.

yes beriel sermoqwk? what do you want? i want to put lighter fluid in jerosjsmxdj germosowkgangleonette.

- What? - I love you.

- OK? - Great! "Let it lie." That's my policy.

When I buy a new book I always read the last page first. That, my friend, is a dark side.

- We were born in the same hospital... - In 1921.

OK, so 15%o of my share is... 90.

- What happened? - He made a pass at me. When I said no:

but you just can't show up,

A kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

'Cause I haven't been sleeping. I really miss Helen.

- She moved in with him. - How did you find out?

So I said "OK" to the man.

And to consecrate their vows of matrimony.

- I had to go. - He left.