Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you trying to say?

I wouldn't get involved with her boyfriend.

And the kitchen floor...?

A Kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

- Which part? - What I'm wearing.

When I buy a new book I always read the last page first. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Stupid wagon wheel coffee table

But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name.

there is no point going out with someone I might like

- No, I'm not up to it. - I feel too awful.

Home, desperately wanna talk to me, but trapped under something heavy.

They don't know that. They just met me.

That will prove I'm over Joe because I fuck somebody?!

I'd like to propose a toast to Harry and Sally if Marie of i had found either of them even remotely attractive, we wouldn't be here today

- OK? - Great! "Let it lie." That's my policy.

barbies would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the plastic would bang into the casing.

What's so bad about this? You got Dick Clark. That's tradition.

We were in the cab playing I-spy.

Tell the truth.

I'll have what she's having.

I worked for a prominent neurologist...

until the smell drifts into the hall.

- But I would be proud. - But I would be proud.

All this time... I've been saying... that he didn't wanna get married.

An Im, definitely.

- That's what I said. And? - I am a journalist. I work at The News.

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

- She moved in with him. - How did you find out?

- She moved when she was 11. - I lived on 183rd Street.

- Also, he never remembers me. - Sally Albright.

35 years to the day after our first marriage.

You will never have to be out there again.

I didn't let it lie

♪ And even be glad just to be sad

- I'm not depressed. - OK. Fine.

- What happened? - He made a pass at me. When I said no:

A kermit can do your taxes. If you need a root canal, Kermit's your man.

And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying.

- I don't see that. - You don't see that?

I just want it the way I want it.

married to a man who runs a bar.

Another divorce.

I'll have what Alan is having.

- Good. - I mean, it's so early.

- I felt strange about it. - Why?

I think it's great that you have a date.

So I said "OK" to the man.

"I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period."

When someone's not attractive, they're described as having a good personality.

Nice to meet you... lra.

I can't believe it's not butter.

♪ And could make me be blue...

And to consecrate their vows of matrimony.

go back to her place, have sex,

- Why not? - Because of God.

♪ Potato, pot-ahto Tomato, tom-ahto

What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.

even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she gets on the plane

- Would you like a pea pod with shrimp? - Thank you.

- What? - Nothin'. Nothin'.

- What? - Forget about it.

- Yeah. - Seven, six, five, four...

I love that you get a crinkle here when you look at me like I'm nuts.

I also wrote "Pesto is the quiche of the '80s."

Because it does!

You got dick clark, that's tradition

- "Won't You Come Home, Bill Baby?" - Kiss the baby!

"She lives in the next village...

Wanna spend the night in a motel?

but you just can't show up,

- What? - I love you.

- Come on, stay. Please. - Thanks, Jess. I just... I have to go.

And the clock is ticking.

- Would you two like to sit together? - Great! Thank you.

'Cause I haven't been sleeping. I really miss Helen.

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

She works in his office. She's a paralegal. Her name is Kimberly.

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland

Well, that's great. Great.

OK, so 15%o of my share is... 90.

- Do you wanna go to sleep? - OK.

he didn't wanna marry me.

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"..and she says “I don't know if I wanna be married any more."

You'd rather be in a passionless marriage...

Is one of us supposed to be the fox in this scenario?

- I had to go. - He left.

But you looked at me with these weepy eyes: "Don't go home. Hold me, Harry."

- We were born in the same hospital... - In 1921.

- Pepper. - Pepper.

and I thought I'd remind you that it's the season of forgiveness.

I was with some girl I don't even remember.

- I don't understand this relationship. - What d'ya mean?

- Harry Burns. - Harry. How ya doin'?

Hey, taxi! Taxi!

Well, she's young, but look what she's done.

- What can I get you? - I'll have a number three.

- Did it work? - He never even came over.

See? I didn't let it lie.

tell me 'cause I'll sign up.

Everybody thinks they have good taste, but they couldn't all have good taste.

I'm gonna start with the grilled radicchio.