Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Engine revs, tires screech)

so I'm preparing my entry of pickled winds and weathers.

You wouldn't know perversion

of this escape-proof workshop

We can't compete against that much stock footage of clouds!

There's five grand in there.

(Exasperated fumfering)

I want to be a grandmother...

She didn't just leave me for a robot,

This four-dollar coffeepot talks about love,

Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos.

if it put clamps on your testicles!

Look at the rack on that one!

That is one sexy bridge abutment

but of everyone I've ever dated,

- Get your mind out of the gutter. - What about in the gutter?

ever to skip through a field of posie.

We're talking about lots of stuff.

Rebuttal, Professor?

then imagine we said those things,

Stop seducing him, you hussy!

Imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any.

It ain't so hard.

Preacherbot: Sinners!

I'm so ashamed!

(Sneezes, clown horn honks)

except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.

Whare Have You Been All My Life?

Hello Sunny 95, it’s me, Evie Starlight, and this is Ms. Bucher’s second grade class from St. Andrew’s School in Upper Arlington. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Also, today is Canadian Independence Day.

Scarab beetle! Lady Tremaine enters in the house.

And you told me you hate Pajanimals. Okay. There's a lot to say about that show. Perfect sleepytime show, but it's so repetitive and the same thing happens in basically every episode. I know! That's what I hate about most of those other shows. The same thing happens every episode, especially in Dora!

A poesie, skipping through a field of Posies

(Onlookers murmuring) Hey, he's right.

I've just learned that my final words were "back to you, Linda."

Coming up, the awards for Best Supporting Actress, and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno, and Oscar award winner Mahershala Ali. And later, Dave Chappelle, Jennifer Lawrence, Lin Manuel-Miranda, and Nicole Kidman.

I think I'm coming down with circus-itis.