Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whare Have You Been All My Life?

Also, today is Canadian Independence Day.

Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos.

That is one sexy bridge abutment

Look at the rack on that one!

I want to be a grandmother...

Scarab beetle! Lady Tremaine enters in the house.

then imagine we said those things,

(Sneezes, clown horn honks)

(Onlookers murmuring) Hey, he's right.

but of everyone I've ever dated,

ever to skip through a field of posie.

It ain't so hard.

You wouldn't know perversion

(Engine revs, tires screech)

except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.

- Get your mind out of the gutter. - What about in the gutter?

We're talking about lots of stuff.

Hello Sunny 95, it’s me, Evie Starlight, and this is Ms. Bucher’s second grade class from St. Andrew’s School in Upper Arlington. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Preacherbot: Sinners!

And you told me you hate Pajanimals. Okay. There's a lot to say about that show. Perfect sleepytime show, but it's so repetitive and the same thing happens in basically every episode. I know! That's what I hate about most of those other shows. The same thing happens every episode, especially in Dora!

Coming up, the awards for Best Supporting Actress, and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno, and Oscar award winner Mahershala Ali. And later, Dave Chappelle, Jennifer Lawrence, Lin Manuel-Miranda, and Nicole Kidman.

She didn't just leave me for a robot,

if it put clamps on your testicles!

I'm so ashamed!

I think I'm coming down with circus-itis.

We can't compete against that much stock footage of clouds!

Stop seducing him, you hussy!

Rebuttal, Professor?

Imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any.

A poesie, skipping through a field of Posies

of this escape-proof workshop

This four-dollar coffeepot talks about love,

There's five grand in there.

so I'm preparing my entry of pickled winds and weathers.

I've just learned that my final words were "back to you, Linda."

(Exasperated fumfering)