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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mm-hmm.
It would be the world's funniest marsupial.
Please evacuate the auditorium before it's bulldozed into a mini-mall.
Damn you, eBay!
I don't know what's in 'em. I just know I can't stop smokin' 'em!
Oh!
I just underwent a procedure to increase my I. Q 50 points.
Lisa, why didn't you warn me?
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- Here's your smokes, Mr. Itchy. - Thank you, Louis.
You're my ticket out of this hellhole.
Fifteen.
Oh, many things. Tai chi, chai tea...
- I'm a human guinea pig. - You mean like medical testing?
Ascending Brother’s Capital
That appetite suppressant is amazing.
- Say something else smart. - Dr. Joyce Brothers may be well-known...
- A moron says what? - Not being a moron, I wouldn't know.
I was a lot happier... before I knew Dame Edna was a man