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I just underwent a procedure to increase my I. Q 50 points.
Mm-hmm.
It would be the world's funniest marsupial.
That appetite suppressant is amazing.
I don't know what's in 'em. I just know I can't stop smokin' 'em!
- Say something else smart. - Dr. Joyce Brothers may be well-known...
You're my ticket out of this hellhole.
- A moron says what? - Not being a moron, I wouldn't know.
- Here's your smokes, Mr. Itchy. - Thank you, Louis.
Oh!
- I'm a human guinea pig. - You mean like medical testing?
I was a lot happier... before I knew Dame Edna was a man
Fifteen.
Ascending Brother’s Capital
Damn you, eBay!
Lisa, why didn't you warn me?
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
Please evacuate the auditorium before it's bulldozed into a mini-mall.
Oh, many things. Tai chi, chai tea...