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- We're great. - Great. Okay.
I'll pay two bucks per introduction.
- Ay, Jay. - What?
he's having a sketchy-looking polyp removed...
All right, so I would tell Cam to lose the bike shorts?
Knock, knock.
- All right, that's Ramona. She's crazy for bingo. - Ramona.
Fine. One hour. You drive.
I throw it on my secretary's desk, and she sends them an Omaha Steak.
- I can't say anything because... - No. No.
I know it was you, Claire.
It's the mother of all residential real estate banquets.
I didn't say anything!
Listen, on this very, very happy occasion...
Do you even know these people, Jay? Hmm?
and when you're nervous your little hairs twitch.
- All right, now. - Knock it off, Jay.
You're applauding this?
You should know that every day I wake up...
You should probably just show yourself out.
Fine. I'm gonna play some golf.
I would not be here tonight if not for the hard work of the SCARB board of trustees...
Do you know what I mean?
- Fill. You think I should open with that? - L... You betcha. You should.
I honestly didn't get any of that.
What? Are you applauding this?
Gloria, do we have to keep this Colombia-Brazil soccer game?
- Tell her you'll try and come... - Right.
but I knew I had this tonight.
So you go around, introduce yourself, and I'll hear the names.