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I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Close your eye. You're gonna like this better.
I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade.
I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete.
If they can't find a home for her, they kill her!
- Want some coffee? - Yeah, sure. That'd be great.
Easy, Lenny.
All I have to do is close my eyes. See?
...so somebody could be here with our chick.
I will go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then.
Okay, but this is the last time.
I don't want you to see me naked.
Chicken
YO, TODA LA VIDA No, en serio. Soy intuitiva, pero mi memoria apesta
- That's a duck! - That's a bad duck!
Pete, you're back! Hey, check this out!
Uh oh! Stinky! P U, the duck just farted!
...but you have these feelings for me.
- Oh, my God. Is that still...? - I'm fine. I'm fine.
Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital, okay?
Look, either help me or go.
Now, when you come back, I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy!
So, I mean, have you thought about it?
You know what that says in English? Made in Texas.
But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.
But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my gods.