Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the shores of gitche gumee by the shining big sea water

We're here tonight to discuss possible uses for this

I'll just get mad about one thing in the newspaper, then go.

Also, when's the Cap'n crunch movie coming out?

Springfield has Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

Yep, my lucky day.

stood the wiggum of nokomis...

It's the duff beer krustyburger buzz cola

My appointment before you.

Tonight on jock center a slugger on 'roids,

This doctor helps old people to kill themselves.

This map says things like "Oak street" and "Evergreen terrace,"

Tonight on 48 minutes, we look at america's number one problem:

buzz cola costington's department store kwik-e-mart stupid flanders park.

You're a useless old man.

Springfield don't make nothin' because Springfield blows

And that's not your strong suit, big guy.

And another Veronica. And another.

Thanks to you, we have a hundred-million-dollar stadium

to make Springfield the home of pro football's newest team the Meltdowns!

Grampa, that's the commissioner of football!

Yeah, you're right.