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Look out!
Crab People!
This is crazy!
Jesus Christ.
You can metro-bash us all you want, but we're here to stay!
I can't do anything. These are brand-new pants!
I hope something happens soon to put an end to this whole fad.
the Crab People shall finally reign supreme!
Please, girlfriend, you look like some kind of Little Orphan Annie nightmare.
We've spent our whole lives trying not to be one of you!
I'm going to see the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people.
Oh, why can't we all live at the mall?
God, I hate Craig! That son of a...
Oh, no.
We're metrosexual!
Well, you're going to jail for the...
I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite!
Especially in those pants.
- Oh, my God! - Let's go! Let's go!
Crab People!
- I thought of it first! - No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
- It's the best! - It is?
Well, what can we do about it?
This is the greatest thing ever.
Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,
I should have known they were Crab People.
Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!
Oh, yeah? We're ultra-super stamp it, stamp it, no erasies, mega gay!
- Clear! - Okay, Mr. Slave!
- It is not! - Is so!