Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at our idols: Whitney, Barbra, Patti LuPone.

You can't just bust a groove in the middle of somebody else's workplace.

You know what? I think that is a capital idea.

You like being the queen bee,

Not totally. You have to choose eventually.

♪ How can I tell you ♪ ♪ Ah, he gave me more He gave it all to me ♪

- [Tina] I love you, Mike Chang. - Almost too powerful.

♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪

I think the fact that I led the football team to a conference championship...

Listen, we've all been there. At least I have, with you.

I'm looking for a classic love song to sing to you for our assignment,

when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers...

[Sam] Wait. Hold on. I wanna see this.

So I'm gonna need to borrow your germs.

- I'm in love. - [All] Ooh!

♪ And, ooh won't you take me there? ♪

Sounds serious. Let's hope not.

And I need to be wooed. You understand me?

- You're all kinds of tough. - Mmm. That's true.

I'm in love with Lauren Zizes.

[Harmonizing] ♪ I can't explain ♪ ♪ How can I tell you ♪

whether you're wearing a Cheerio's uniform or not.

♪ When I get you alone ♪

Maybe the reason it never worked out with Rachel was because I was never over Quinn.

- I sang to you. - An offensive song.

If I have anything, I hope it's not contagious.

- ♪ T.L.C. ♪ - ♪ Tender Lovin' Care ♪

Because we've always been completely honest with each other.

Well, come on. You're gonna want to see this.

Okay, so answer me this then. Why haven't you kissed Finn at his booth yet?

I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

Oh, my God, I made up the whole thing in my head, didn't I?

Well, we should probably kiss. There's a lineup.

[Inhales] But there's this guy that I sort of... like,

You've been hurt by guys before, but I'm telling you, I'm not like that.

but a lot of that had to do with the fact that I thought you were mixed race,

Leading you on, hurting my boyfriend.

What are you so afraid of?

A medium drip and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy,

♪ And I want it bad ♪