Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I took a bunch of those records you were lookin' at in the library,

- [Kurt] I was absolutely devastated. - ♪♪ [Woman: '60s Pop]

[Case Closes] Thank you.

You know why it hurt so bad when you guys cheated on me?

- Everyone thinks I'm dumb. - Not... everyone.

♪ But I look around me and I see it isn't so ♪

- 'Cause it meant you didn't love me. - That's not true.

[Feedback] Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three.

Tell me you don't wanna kiss me right now.

♪ Right away Won't you, baby? ♪

- That's my man, and his legs don't work. - Tenderoni!

Okay, I'm all for flair, but these Valentine Day decorations are just tacky.

and I'll consider it.

I don't wanna screw this up.

[Warblers Together] ♪ Vum vum vum vum ♪

♪♪ [Vocalizing]

You know, you two are both so guy crazy.

♪ When I get you alone ♪

- So you are going to The Gap Attack though, right? - Sh-Should I?

All right. So happy Valentine's Day, everybody. [Chuckles]

- ♪ "Na na na na" ♪ - ♪ Na na na na ♪

Valentine's Day is comin' up, so for this week's lesson,

♪ Love doesn't come in a minute ♪

which is really saying something, because I've performed at theme parks.

But I'm not. At least, not about you.

Look, you've given me the strength to move on.

Her mom picked her up a few hours ago.

♪ I'll take you there ♪

you are the only guy I'm ever within kissing distance of.

♪ 'Cause here I go again ♪

[Gavel Raps] [Wes] All those in favor?

No, at least not enough to not wanna hurt me. That's the thing about cheating.

♪ Vum vum vum vum ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

Yeah. No jealousy, no drama.

♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin? ♪

- Praying for the strength to come? - Not to.

so, uh, yeah, you are.

I am, but I still... I still want a real kiss. That was not a dollar kiss.

Or else you wouldn't have come here.

[School Bell Rings]

[All Cheering, Applauding]

♪ 'Cause there's a spark in you ♪

Just because I can't be with you...

♪ But their beauty and their style ♪ Whoo!

I'm totally gonna graduate now!

♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪

And to all the singles out there, this is our year.

♪ About my loved one? ♪ ♪ Say, can't you see? ♪

♪ Breaking them off your fancy legs ♪

♪ Sing "Na na na" ♪ [All] ♪ Na na na ♪

It's on the wrong side of the tracks.

because I won the first conference championship in this school's history,

- What's that? - It's a receipt. I went to Jared.

I kissed every girl in the school and raised $324 for the Glee Club.

♪ Well, does she want me to make it now? ♪

[Warblers] ♪ Doesn't come in a minute ♪

[Gasping] ♪ Are you smart? ♪