Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ You're gonna leave 'em goin', "Oh, oh, oh" ♪

[Cash Register Beeping]

We haven't even really gone out on a date. We... We shouldn't do this.

Why can't you just forgive me?

- What? - Off-campus?

[Sighs] I just- I can't believe I made it all up in my head.

I'd like to call it "The Warblers' Gap Attack."

and I've only known him for a little while,

But what went down in that janitor's closet was... epic.

Oh, yeah. I ordered it for you for Christmas before we broke up.

♪ But I knew love before I left my nursery ♪

So, um, what did you think?

- You mock us, sir! - [Gavel Raps]

So how about we stop talking about tonguing, and Finn and I go to the nurse?

- ♪ It isn't silly ♪ - ♪ At all ♪

How about you let me take you to Breadstix for Valentine's Day?

I know what cheating looks like. I do it all the time.

♪ See all these illusions just take us too long ♪

♪ Do you ever feel already buried deep? ♪

Of course I do.

but I see no envelope of cash, no muffin basket.

[School Bell Rings] [Sighs]

Please. I've had mono so many times, it turned into stereo.

♪ You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs ♪

- ♪ No, it isn't silly ♪ - ♪ At all ♪

♪ On my house On my job ♪

Maybe. But I think Sam likes you enough to believe whatever story you told him.

I know why you're doing this.

Could I get a nonfat mocha and a medium drip for my friend, Billy Crystal?

Fine. I think I love him.

and you think the peer pressure will get to me.

♪ Ah, baby ♪♪

'Cause you always just seem to be meddling in everybody else's business.

I mean, that's kind of my love song to you, 'cause...

but then Quinn kissed Finn after the big game, even though she's been dating Sam.

♪ Are you gonna let it all hang out? ♪

He's gonna feel it. We're supposed to be giving Kurt advice, remember?

♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" ♪

[Sighs] I would love that.

The other one: You can't choose love. Love chooses you.

Actually, you're just a bitch.

Oh, we had a date, didn't we?

♪ Oh, down beside that red firelight ♪

Here's the thing, Puckerman. I'm not just lookin' for somebody to fool around with,

Okay, come on, come on. Man up. You're amazing. [Sighs]

[All Applauding]

The Warblers are so concerned with image and tradition...

Yeah. [Chuckles]

- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ P.Y.T. ♪