Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ You need some lovin' ♪

Hey! Knock it off and get going!

It wasn't safe, so Brit, Santana and Quinn quit the Cheerios.

Maybe try rocking back and forth. People do that in movies.

- Later, sad sack. - But that was only three minutes.

So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch,

[School Bell Rings]

Why has this never occurred to me?

and I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. Hey, I forgot my purse.

to help serenade this individual in song...

[School Bell Rings] Oh, yeah. That's my ear. I love it. I like it.

- Oh! - Be my valentine?

♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon ♪

Santana. [School Bell Rings]

I saw it. You guys' faces were, like, right up next to each other.

We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club,

This is the first time I've ever been stood up.

You just want to kiss a bunch of girls.

Now I believe it's time to hear...

♪ Six-feet-under screams but no one seems to hear a thing ♪

And it made me feel like crap.

So what did it feel like...

Which is why I'm asking to enlist The Warblers...

I'm just... I'm so confused in my head right now.

Oh. [Forced Laugh] But see, I sorta do.

♪ Yet you're my favorite work of art ♪

Esteemed Council, I'll be brief.

It meant so much to me that you chose me over her.

Otherwise known as "the kissing disease."

Because I spell "woman" Z-l-Z-E-S.

Sorry, I was at church.

What do you mean?

Scope out the competition. See what this guy's like.

Yeah. I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately.

♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪

- I love Sam. - No, you don't.

This is insane. I don't know what I'm doing.

The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl in this school to kiss me but her.

- ♪ Oh, yeah Them fat-bottomed girls ♪ - ♪ Fat-bottomed girls ♪