Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I believe it's time to hear...

This is insane. I don't know what I'm doing.

Otherwise known as "the kissing disease."

♪ Six-feet-under screams but no one seems to hear a thing ♪

Why has this never occurred to me?

Oh. [Forced Laugh] But see, I sorta do.

- Oh! - Be my valentine?

to help serenade this individual in song...

and I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. Hey, I forgot my purse.

- ♪ Oh, yeah Them fat-bottomed girls ♪ - ♪ Fat-bottomed girls ♪

Hey! Knock it off and get going!

Scope out the competition. See what this guy's like.

Because I spell "woman" Z-l-Z-E-S.

I saw it. You guys' faces were, like, right up next to each other.

[School Bell Rings]

What do you mean?

- Later, sad sack. - But that was only three minutes.

I'm just... I'm so confused in my head right now.

♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪

Sorry, I was at church.

Maybe try rocking back and forth. People do that in movies.

♪ Yet you're my favorite work of art ♪

Esteemed Council, I'll be brief.

And it made me feel like crap.

It wasn't safe, so Brit, Santana and Quinn quit the Cheerios.

The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl in this school to kiss me but her.

♪ You need some lovin' ♪

So what did it feel like...

Which is why I'm asking to enlist The Warblers...

We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club,

It meant so much to me that you chose me over her.

♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon ♪

This is the first time I've ever been stood up.

- I love Sam. - No, you don't.

Yeah. I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately.

You just want to kiss a bunch of girls.

[School Bell Rings] Oh, yeah. That's my ear. I love it. I like it.

So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch,

Santana. [School Bell Rings]