Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bad marriage, suddenly he's dead.
I'm sorry, I took the liberty of cutting the line.
I'm just gonna mention this once and never bring it up again.
-You do. Share it with me. -l do.
It was fun.
I don't know, Ms. Hayes.
You know these chase scenes, always something stupid.
-My ring? -Yeah.
...plus relocation expenses anywhere in the world.
Put on some more chamber music.
Blue Moon. David Addison speaking.
No pressures.
...some antidepressants of any kind?
I mean, if you listen to those people out there...
I want you to take her the following offer:
I was just an escape, a place he could come to cool off.
No, no, he's not like...
-I'm not. -May I ask why?
How are you feeling, sir?
-Mr. Addison in yet? -Nope.
I don't know, it's just--
Say, a marriage counsellor?
While he was head-hopping, you two decided to throw a tea party.
Yes, it's great to be back in the saddle again.
And I guess we all feel that way.
-He makes me happy. -Happy's good.
Oh, sorry, that was the long arm of the law.
Don't wanna buy what you sell or convert to your religion.
Our fee ain't cheap, but we'll bust our chops...
"Years"?
...to black and blue.
To spite you?
But he'd be miserable, and so would I.
Look, I got news for you, babe, this has nothing to do with my ego.
-You're upset. You're upset. -I'm not. I'm not.
His mistress is the problem.
I always knew hopping from bed to bed was dangerous.
...and when it gets to your house, it almost never looks like the picture.
Anthony never felt for me what he feels for her.
Well, you, me, the bed.
-L-O-V-E, love. -Love?
...and that he really cared.
-...I don't really know if you're married. -l am.
Let her get a collar once in a while.
Bert, Bert.
...nor will I accept, the nomination of my party...
I just never figured you'd marry anyone else.
...in a seven and a half percent T-bill, or buy 23,417 lottery tickets?