The Virgin Jerri - Strangers with Candy [S02E03]

Don't think about sex, don't think about sex, don't think about sex.

So, has Freckles been shellacking your wood?

Well, I can do that.

Well, what's the difference between being married and in love and single and in the back of a car?

32 years ago, I dropped out of high school and ran away from home.

Getting ready for your date, Cherry?

And we actually let her hang out with us this summer.

Properly.

Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.

I want to, but on the other hand, I really want to.

I don't know.

Why don't we pay the check and hit the camper?

What's on your mind?

Drake, couldn't we get something to eat first?

A virgin whore.

I need to be true to myself.

Why don't you want to spend some time with me and my cousin's camper?

I know I do.

Even though this morning I thumbed a ride and made a little lunch money?

And yeah, I'm going to frig you real good.

So, I guess we've had enough chatter.

I don't have to go.

Just strengthening the defenses.

I could chip a tooth on that.

Right.