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Just got off a conference call
Gina, Knudsen
No.
Poor guy. Literally.
Drew?
[chuckling]Mm-hmm.
I just had a little orgasm.
I hate this job.
He has a date tonight. How about one?
[chuckles]:Well,
You sure?
All right. Meal choices will be reduced.
Wow.
once we've properly disturbed the neighbors.
but I can't help feeling what I feel.
and he would just sulk.Mm.
There's been no sex.
How about $6.25?
[chuckles]: Well, that is goal number one for me.
Uh, you want to talk about it?
but, um, maybe you can help me put ointment on it.
What?
And I want to make a toast to my lady Gina
Gratitude comes after sex.
Are we trying to give these people a nice place to live
and she inherited millions of dollars.
And if you're good, an in-room movie.
Look at us.
Yes, ma'am.And fluffy robes?
Eli here?GINA: No.
My post or my story?Okay,
Mmm. I never understood
I'm serious.
is when I gave you a kidney.
[chuckles softly]What's happening?
So,
My car is getting towed.
Sorry. No, I was talking to Gina.
You're reading my mail.
Look, I want you to know something.
You were on my fantasy football team.Oh, no kidding?
This is very cool. I saw Eli Russell on the reservation list,
Well, that was worth flying nine hours