Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you mean sending her home like that, half naked?
I'm offering you a three-year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today.
Huh? Oh, shucks ...
- You may kiss my hand. - Ummm.
A ... Yeah, they believe in angels.
Sit down?! What are we ...
A new magazine! I never saw it before.
- I know ... - Hey, Violet.
you, you sitting on the nest Gwen? Jack Bailey lassos boy stork!
Good idea, Ernie, a toast ...
What!
That's all right. Go on in.
You know where he lives?
- You'll get your money in sixty days. - Sixty days?
Well, poor Mary.
- What's the matter? - Nothing's the matter. Everything's all right.
Well, I guess we better run along.
Because we're cutting in on his business, that's why.
... George, tha-that man's here again.
- Oh, now don't rub it in. - I'm not rubbing it in.
I had to act quickly. That's why I jumped in.
stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas.
Something happens here you'll have to remember later on.
You sent for me, sir?
Even though they know the Baileys never made a dime out of it.
What do you want?
- Some other time, George. - It's important!
Okay, boys, let's go.
- Your boss. Where is he? - Look, I'm the boss.
Well, that's the doggonedest thing.
Holy mackerel, I'm married.
ME, AUSTIN BAKER, I own my own house
- Somebody call the police! - Hit him with a bottle!
"She's Just About To Close Up The Library!"
YOU LIKE EVERY BOY
The big Charleston contest!
If you wouldn't mind living in the nicest house in town.
As I was lumbering down the street,
What's that?
Dozens of the prettiest little homes you ever saw.
- all that stuff, I was talking about. - Still after that first million before you're thirty.
W-Wait just a minute. I — I'll call him. George!
BROSEF! …BROSEF!!
I am not!
He just took over the bank.
Hello daddy, hello daddy.
- Don't hurt my sore ear again. - Oh, no, no, no ...
Comes in pretty handy down here, Bub
Now wait a minute here. Wait a minute here.
Have you made up your mind?
And you ask me to lend you eight thousand.
I just happened to be passing by.
And if you ask me, that's where you belong.
Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look
And I'm gonna have a couple of harems, and maybe three or four wives.
Where's my hat? Where's my ...
That moment when THE BANK EXAMINER CALLS
I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband.
No, but you — you ... you're thinking of this place all wrong.
Ghost Files Memory Of A Crime
I don't like coconuts.
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Help me, Clarence, please.
- Uh-huh. - Came back three days ago.
Every time a bell rings ou loses a recruit
Oh, they are?
♪ And dance ♪
that is, unless you're still married to that broken-down Building and Loan.
When the bank Examiner
I never said I'd take it.
Harry! You're the guy I want to see.
what would happen if i was a requiem? oh god then i wouldn't crave a sacrifice.
Made up your mind yet?
i need a drink
Oh, I shouldn't wonder when you okay reverse charges on personal long distance calls.
Ouch
She's about to riot in the library!
Joe! Merry Christmas!
You, you want the moon?!
Daddy, how do you spell "Hallelujah?"
Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about ...
He says he's an angel. He's tried to hypnotize me.
We can both hear. Come here.
Bailey ...
Until their children grow up and leave them?
- Hi, Sam. - Well, George Baileyoffski!
You see, George, you really had a wonderful life.
Are you sure this is Bailey Park?
I'm glad I know you, Maurice Woods
Look, will you get my wife on the phone? She's probably over at her mother's.
Get out of here!
- Why? - Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter.
Hello, Joseph. Trouble?
It was my Tony, Miss Carter. Tony Whitman?
. .
Keep him out of Bedford Falls anyway.
Well, how about the Building and Loan?
As we shop for social distancing, let’s all be more like Mrs. Davis
Now you just turn this way and go right straight down there.
Oh, Clarence. Hasn't got his wings yet, has he?
broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.
Why do we have to have all these kids?
I — I still can't understand it though. You know I didn't tell anybody I was coming here.
I'll go further than that.
Potter isn't selling. Potter's buying.
The line forms on the right.
- Eight thousand dollars. - Yeah, I'll say. Just things like that.
Salt! That life may always have flavor!
You must mean two other trees.
- trying to get rid of me, huh? - Uh-huh.
The fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard.
Whatever were you doing that you couldn't hear?
I'm all right. I'm all right.
George who?
but just what exactly did you want to see me about?
Families!.... I don't want the familes over here!
A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class.
♪ Be forgot, and days of Auld Lang Syne ♪
- Thanks. - See you again.
I didn't fall in. I jumped in to save George.
Well, of course, I like her. She's a peach.
"Teacher Says 'Every Time A Bell Rings A Zapdos Get His Wings.'"
Commander Harry Harrigan
- Violet Bick! - I'm not going to go, George. I changed my mind.
Ninety per cent owned by suckers who used to pay rent to you!
How do you like it? We're going to put ...
Teacher Says Every time a bell rings ou loses a recruit
Take me back there. Hurry up.
Bert! Listen! It's that fellow there.
That's why all children should be girls.
Well, it's not gonna be me.
George, I'll start you out at twenty thousand dollars a year.
You haven't a care in the world.
Happy New Year to you ... in jail.
I don't suppose you'd like this old second-hand job, would you?
you can come and borrow money.
When you turn down Tom Wassel's Z-Turn
Eli Whitney made this?!
- You know, y-y-you got someplace to sleep? - No.
what would happen if they sent me away for 9 months? oh god then i'd never see taxes crazy and i'd say "hello and goodbye australia welcome to carbon greenies style taxes clapham trainor respite!"
YOU LIKE EVERY BOY
IM STILL THINKING
- She is ... - Where is she?
A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Go to work, slave ...
Your mother's so excited, she ...
How much do you need?
I'm all right! I'm all right!
I’m not going to go George I’ve changed my mind
Hee Haw Succ a biggin
Sally’s an old maid. She never married.
They're way downtown. They'd be on my side, too.
If you lay a hand on me, I'll hit you with this broom.
Tim, Tim topped 'em all
We need Mr Gowers more than ever
And then I got scared, George, and closed the doors. I — I — I ...
Father, did I act like that when I graduated from high school?
i've got 26 requests per second here and 26 requests per second isn't gonna break anybody
atlantean temple civlilzations hidden in my bra zones. i'll be sandpapering snokshotpaper gun underneath the roched marleen tox sun don't look toxed. don't ever meeeeee is unaviliable i'm undone. don't even i'll put you not out there fuck that scratch that i mistake myself regardless of my tears.
I know, I know, George. And it's marvelous.
George! George! It's Harry now on long distance from Washington.
Hmmm.
You've got your wish.
And I've got the key?
- Uncle Billy in? - Yeah, he's in his office.
and then I'm going to build things. I'm going to build air fields.
♪ My Wild Irish rose ... ♪
All right. This way.
You have no idea what happened.
It'll be over in five minutes, Mrs. Blaine.
What do you know about that?
Now, We-We can get through this thing all right.
now listen ... now listen to me.
But ideals without common sense can ruin this town.
He did?!
but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle.
I can get another job. I'm only fifty-five.
- All right, sir. - Okay, George?
It isn't me!
Switch it inside.
Just dance with her one time and you'll give her the thrill of her life.
You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.
... Oh, I can't wait to see Tilly's face.
I wish we could trade for a replacement level player HOT DOG!
Teacher says every time a bell rings ... Arkansas hits over a 100%
- George! - Is this the sort of thing
Now, I'll paste this together.
Strange, isn't it?
look daddy! bri-guy says every time an attribute's tagged correctly in intelagree... an angel gets its wings
I put on my hat.
To sum up day one of remote learning: