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and completely flat back of the head.

I’m a wreck right now

happy birthdAY DEEPAK

[cheering and applause]

"How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet."

But if Melissa doesn't get sick,

[menacing music playing]

The guy at the store said he has the same one.

Okay, cool. Thanks.

Now my stomach's absolutely fucked

I took a shower last night after I took a piss and shit.

Won't need it, 'cause this is perfect.

I hope you fucking die Colorado

-Huh? -The gift receipt.

Boo caught me sleeping."

In Memoriams don't usually include how they died.

was like the gift...

My back is absolutely fucked

NO! Don't let topolah touch that!

Sunday funday with these pig dicks.

If I lose to Flashtros this week I’ll kill myself on live TV

But when you try and jump in, they yell at you and they say,

happy birthday, owen

Happy birthday Benjamin

What are you talking about?

-What? -It does both.

Happy Birthday Nick

I'm a wreck right now

Just wet, wet mud

Happy Birthday Justin

Happy Birthday Jacob

Fuck you Greg Bovino!