Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, my God. -Tell 'em to send an ambulance.

Happy Birthday Justin

Happy Birthday, Anna.

It’s brothers by a mile

If I Have to Wait an Hour for Lunch I'll Kill myself on live tv

And if he was lying about something as simple

And Janis doesn’t disconnect

[Melissa] Should we open another gift?

This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage

JD DON'T YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR HIM

Yeah. Don’t let it ruin your day, okay? You’re still a great pilot

IF Emma Stone ISNT ACTRESS OF THE YEAR I'LL KILL MYSELF ON LIVE TV

Happy Birthday Rocco

"Slapping down some pig shit

This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage

I'm a wreck right now

[clears throat]

-[Rick] How you doing, honey? -[Melissa] I feel...

Now my legs are absolutely fucked

Happy Birthday Cameron

You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you

If preorders for the steam frame don’t go live this week I’ll kill myself on live tv

Pancaked by parker boudreaux

Happy Birthday Nick

-Maybe I'll go for this. -That could be a good one.

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie.

Happy Birthday Heather

You should know...

and now you can't take a dump in your house

Oh! Okay... got it.

[in hard rock style] ♪ Look at their toes ♪