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Happy birthday danielle!
All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.
[chuckles] Yes.
Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt.
Happy Birthday
'cause your toilet can't suck 'em down,
Wait, what the hell?
for a toilet the exact same size as yours,
Dump it. TraSH it. This one's Garbage
♪ Can they be tricked? Can they be chucked? ♪
Little tuna can.
.
[climactic music building]
Happy birthday, Owen
I'm just gonna put all this stuff together
-[audience booing] -He has a massive underbite
God.
Might fuck this whole thing up
for me to tell about the oral.
So we just have someone else eat my gift receipt
So you wouldn't have any qualms
-[partygoers gasp] -Paper doesn't make you sick on its own.
Okay, okay, so cute. Look what I just posted.
And Gruff doesn't touch it
and jumping over the couches.
Happy Birthday Mark
I’m a wreck right now
I like it, Lev.
then it shouldn't be a problem if I take the receipt back.
you must have used
Oh, my... This is perfect.
Happy Birthday don't take too small a slice!
Yeah. Don't let it ruin your day, okay? You're still a great legislative services analyst
I hope you fucking die, Harley jarvis
.
This is incredible!
Until you're part of this Turbo Team,
Happy Birthday, Brian
[Melissa] I'll do it.
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
But it’s a package just for sneaks!
Should'nt have had such a sloppy mud pie.
Tiny Dinky Daffy,
Ye... Yes.
So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books,
-[glass shatters] -[woman screaming]
all alone.
-We just thought it was cute. -And you'd be fine if I ate it?
[Rick] Jacob was lying about the mud pie.
Okay. All right. I got you.
when u have a certified chode on your hands
. .
And the bad boy of the competition, Bart Harley Jarvis.