Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It actually goes both ways
-Exactly! -But you liked my gift, right, Jacob?
It's Porkins by a mile.
Happy Birthday Heather
Don’t let it ruin your day you’re still a great ITYSL ACCOUNT
-Lev, he likes the gift. -Then he doesn't need the gift receipt.
I’ve had a cheese danish,Red Bull and 2 boiled eggs so far today.
If the Buckeyes or Bengals don’t win I’ll kill myself on live TV
Jacob hasn't touched my gift receipt because he likes my gift.
♪ Like so many curled canned shrimp ♪
with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all.
and then I ate the receipt,
No, I eat paper all the time!
stop saying that.
"Sitting here with two bona fide pieces of hog shit."
but then the next day, you went into the bathroom, 
From Salisbury, North Carolina, Michael Patrick Porkins.
Happy Birthday E
It's Raditide by a mile
Happy Birthday Zac
Our gracious host…
sarah when i start bonding with another male family member
WE GOT A CERTIFIED CHODE ON OUR HANDS
happy birthday ramya
-[applause] -The button nose, the apple cheeks...
-Don't let Jacob touch that! -[partygoers gasp]
Happy birthday Jim. Your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here.
When anyone is in the same room as you
[creaking]
Now my vocabulary’s absolutely fucked
and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk.
Happy Birthday, Drew
the ugly house on Kenmore.
Happy Birthday, Chase
Happy Birthday jacob
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, ICE AGENTS!
Happy Birthday Justin