Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]

a receipt from Home Depot

Happy Birthday Nicole

let's watch our In Memoriam segment.

Fuck You, Harley Quinn Jarvis!!!

Has that ever happened to you?!

Happy Birthday, Boyle

Happy Birthday, David

Um, let... Let me open... Who...?

You're not part of the Turbo Team!

and not have a big old mud pie on the bottom of your butt.

Happy birthday, Rob and Deez.

Then they go in there together,

You said you like it.

Now... someone hand me the receipt.

Happy Birthday Geoff

if I ate the gift receipt and it didn't exist anymore.

then for over two hours, they take turns going in and out of there,

-to three chubby little babies. -[applause]

now my stomach's absolutely fucked.

and you got mud pie on your hands,

Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage

[melancholic instrumental music playing]

sitting on the side of a highway

Little Denny Doo Dinkins,

And when you go in there to help him,

paper is food I can't live without

FUCK YPU JARVIS

Happy Birthday Becca

Are you serious? Firefighter pugs?

When Iceberg is on your team

There's a gift receipt in case you want to get something that's...

Sanath Nishantha

You shouldn’t have traded away Diggs

I took a shower last night after I took a piss and shit.

NOW MY STOMACH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Call me right now, please.

then that means that paper makes you sick.

He's the best baby.

You can eat it if you like.

When you went to the bathroom earlier to do the mud pie...