Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I told you I only go there once a year,

And they say it's so funny it makes people's brains explode!

That's when Mistah J proposed.

But I'm the chemo.

That i spend my entire saturday setting up something this fucking stupid.

can't you just see me in the Legion of Doom?

But, but no. No, I'm totally finished with him.

And i'm an old programmer

But that's not what really happened, is it?

And he plans to broadcast it on live TV.

Till death do us part.

so I decided to let you see it for yourself.

Sorry, my little strung-up pheasant,

-and you're gonna want some of mine. -[sighs in frustration]

[Joker laughing]

Well, I do love my Reese.

I wanna be your partner in crime. For reals.

Yeah. You look way better now.

-I'm in! -Really? Me too!

-[swords slashing] -[guns cocking]

Oh, ain't he cute when he's escapin'?

-[groans] -[bomb beeping]

the Legion of Doom doesn't give memberships to sidekicks.

I am more than just Joker's girlfriend!

Our escape was all over the news and he has not come to see you.

and in the acid, the loser will fry.

So you don't have a riddle so funny

Harley! Riddle me this.

What is? "It's-me-dickhead?" or just "me-dickhead"?

I mean, you're smart, you're strong...

Sure. A classic misanthrope with abandonment issues