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-Ya never loved me. -Come on.
Yeah, yeah! You know, I am so gonna show the world
[stammering] Yes, but I thought up that great "plus one" line.
I don't know, tomorrow? I've kinda got my hands full right now.
It just seems like every time I turn around,
[Frank the plant] I did not ask for a fuckin' roommate.
It's me, Joker!
I don't know, hon.
I made some bread puddin' for my puddin'.
Hey, Riddler. I got some notes on your show.
Oh, just give it a minute, you'll go into shock.
And it wasn't an engagement ring.
-Yep. This is it. Let's go. -Unless...
Uh, hola.
And God help us if you get to Gotham's bladder!
"Knew you'd make it out. Let's forget the past.
was just finding 150 gallons of this shit.
Oh, boo-fuckin'-hoo.
Yes, no, please continue with your bullshit.
-but I couldn't possibly let this punctuation prick... -[Riddler] Hey!
[groans]
Ugh, look what all those months in Arkham did to my poor babies.
Oh, it's a heartbreaking goodbye.
-[high-pitched ringing] -[Harley groaning]
[screaming] I'm in a lot of pain!
But in this fight, I'm afraid I have to
[romantic music playing]
-[babbling] -[bankers gagging]
-[alarm blaring] -[guns firing]
[grunts]
-[clearing throat] -Oh, hey, Harley.
Do you remember how you diagnosed me?
Asks the guy who fucks bats.
Till death do us part.
-[metallic clanging] -Hmm.
[grunting]
Also, are those raisins?
You're not supposed to take his face off yet. I had this covered.
but not your own son's birthday!
It's me, dickhead.