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-but I couldn't possibly let this punctuation prick... -[Riddler] Hey!
"Knew you'd make it out. Let's forget the past.
And it wasn't an engagement ring.
Till death do us part.
-[alarm blaring] -[guns firing]
It's me, Joker!
And God help us if you get to Gotham's bladder!
Do you remember how you diagnosed me?
You're not supposed to take his face off yet. I had this covered.
Asks the guy who fucks bats.
-[babbling] -[bankers gagging]
Hey, Riddler. I got some notes on your show.
It just seems like every time I turn around,
-[metallic clanging] -Hmm.
Yes, no, please continue with your bullshit.
Yeah, yeah! You know, I am so gonna show the world
-[high-pitched ringing] -[Harley groaning]
[romantic music playing]
-[clearing throat] -Oh, hey, Harley.
but not your own son's birthday!
I don't know, hon.
-Yep. This is it. Let's go. -Unless...
I made some bread puddin' for my puddin'.
was just finding 150 gallons of this shit.
Oh, just give it a minute, you'll go into shock.
[Frank the plant] I did not ask for a fuckin' roommate.
[groans]
But in this fight, I'm afraid I have to
Ugh, look what all those months in Arkham did to my poor babies.
-Ya never loved me. -Come on.
I don't know, tomorrow? I've kinda got my hands full right now.
Also, are those raisins?
[grunting]
It's me, dickhead.
Oh, boo-fuckin'-hoo.
[screaming] I'm in a lot of pain!
Oh, it's a heartbreaking goodbye.
Uh, hola.
[grunts]
[stammering] Yes, but I thought up that great "plus one" line.