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No! 'Cause I'm waitin'!
You left me in Arkham for a year!
I mean, why?
Okay, I know you're talking about Dan.
[laughing] That's because I forgot I had the acid bomb.
-You have to be-- -Partners.
All right, fine. Do your thing.
his whole schtick is being the world's most indirect asshole!
Spreading from Gotham's lymph nodes into its spleen.
[Harley laughing]
I spent ten years in a dog park.
This day... sucks!
-[Frank the plant groans] -You helped me.
-[screaming] -[squelching]
Hey, but what if I get sent to Arkham?
or you're going to Arkham for life.
Have you seen Commissioner Gordon? He's lost it.
I'll break you out, my love. I swear.
[groans] I can't believe I wasted years of my life on that idiot clown!
who ever got through to me.
That's why you didn't come get me?
[Joker laughing]
Uh, when you pay rent you can make decisions, Frank.
.
[tune ringing]
You know, I mean, I hate it, but I can do it without vomiting.
[gun firing]
Eh, you know, the biggest pain in the ass
But it's Legally Blonde or I'm out!
circus performer you want.
'cause when my man hears about this, he's gonna come runnin'.
-[gasps] -[inmates screaming]
The foundation of which was built upon our favorite pastime.
My motives are never clear! I'm an agent of chaos!
Unlikely. [retching]
-So, here's the deal... -[man screaming]
You gonna kill me now?