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Ah, it doesn't matter. You look fantastic. Is that new lipstick, or--
You know how long you been saying that?
-This is what you wanted, Harley! -Is it?
-[Poison Ivy moaning] -Keeping you away from me
Come talk to me after a St. Bernard shits on your face!
-Can we talk about this later? -If not now, when?
You won't even get out of this building alive unless I let you.
Love ya!
It's still kinda stingy.
-[thuds] -[screaming in pain]
-Jim? -I wasn't playing with it.
Unless our love is so powerful
Calendar Man, how long has she been in here?
Okay. [clears throat] You're not grasping the impact of this.
[whistles]
Again, it's margarita mix, so that doesn't apply. But look, chin up.
Why are you always tied up?
take a dive.
Are ya gonna shut the fuck up so I can talk?
I am not done. What is... Wait...
Joker-gram!
dam acid made this too dam acid made this too
Harley? Oh. Is that you?
His... His part? What's he talking about?
He wants revenge because I "paralyzed" his "partner." [chuckles]
But I did set this whole thing up.
Yeah, there it is. So, as I was saying--
-even the threat of death can't keep us apart. -[gasps]
Some reliable square who thinks he's "quirky" for playin' on a dodgeball team
Mistah J?
-Jim! -Right, right.
-[Harley] What? -[Poison Ivy] Oh, for fuck's sake.
[grunts] Ow.
All I'm saying is, is that you can do way better than Joker.
it makes people's brains explode.
Oh, fine. Kill her.
Oh, and hey, I was thinking about
That is just one person's opinion.