Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I created you!
And then I'm not going to not puppeteer his face.
He literally made me who I am today.
[sighs] In a very odd, hard-to-articulate way.
[both moaning]
I'm just sayin' the Joker's excitin'.
who befriends plants to avoid human intimacy.
...you'll die laughing!
He and Batman are hell-bent on destroying everyone I care about.
Somethin' terrible must have happened to him!
To play a little game.
This is my first PC, and i'm an old programmer
And we're murdering everyone in Gotham in three, two...
That is just... [laughs] You don't want that.
Gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?
-[sniffs and snarls] -...left you here to rot.
[alarms blaring]
-Uh, um, okay? -I'm actually still workshopping that.
But we agreed I'm the muscle! I do the hitting!
Harley Quinn?
-I'm gonna have my own capers! -Goddamn right you are!
Where's the Joker?
[man screaming]
But this is the last time.
You'll never take us alive, Bats!
-Ya lied to me. -Aw.
Party's over, ya pieces of shit!
Or actually, uh, I have something tonight,
[Joker] Oh, come on.
Where am I?
It was my first year at Sarah Lawrence, there were very slim pickings.
-Calendar Man? -Oh, hi! Exactly one year today, Ivy.
Bring it, bitch.
-Hmm? -Oh, sorry, my bad.
when she scored a perfect ten on the uneven bars
God, really? You just did it again.
It's my memory, too, dummy.