Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Harley Quinn?
Gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?
Somethin' terrible must have happened to him!
He literally made me who I am today.
But we agreed I'm the muscle! I do the hitting!
-I'm gonna have my own capers! -Goddamn right you are!
-Uh, um, okay? -I'm actually still workshopping that.
...you'll die laughing!
Bring it, bitch.
Where am I?
But this is the last time.
That is just... [laughs] You don't want that.
[alarms blaring]
I'm just sayin' the Joker's excitin'.
Where's the Joker?
-[sniffs and snarls] -...left you here to rot.
[man screaming]
It was my first year at Sarah Lawrence, there were very slim pickings.
-Ya lied to me. -Aw.
He and Batman are hell-bent on destroying everyone I care about.
[both moaning]
[Joker] Oh, come on.
when she scored a perfect ten on the uneven bars
who befriends plants to avoid human intimacy.
And then I'm not going to not puppeteer his face.
[sighs] In a very odd, hard-to-articulate way.
I created you!
This is my first PC, and i'm an old programmer
To play a little game.
-Hmm? -Oh, sorry, my bad.
And we're murdering everyone in Gotham in three, two...
It's my memory, too, dummy.
You'll never take us alive, Bats!
Or actually, uh, I have something tonight,
God, really? You just did it again.
Party's over, ya pieces of shit!
-Calendar Man? -Oh, hi! Exactly one year today, Ivy.