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How long's he gonna keep doin' this?
[gasps] I hope he's okay!
You just gotta show her there's no future with him
Fucking the poor!
just couldn't face coming out here.
Just give me 15 more minutes. Joker's probably still fightin' Batman.
-Jim. -Sorry.
[all laughing]
Well, well, heh, that's nonsense, puddin'.
There ain't no plant life within 50 yards of Poison Ivy, ya moron!
Not anymore. We're through.
That's true. I bet it wasn't easy.
In fact, not too long ago, we were on a rooftop just like this.
It was him all along, wasn't it?
[man screaming]
-No. -I knew it!
Come on! I know it's June-ish.
One year! Happy Arkham Anniversary, Harls.
[groaning]
but I'll definitely get you out before breakfast.
[Joker laughing]
Oh, yeah, this again? Look, let me make this clear.
We hear he's got a riddle so funny
Oh, easy. Classic abusive codependency.
I got a Reese Witherspoon movie I was thinkin' we could watch.
Citizens of Gotham,
Go ahead. Tell him, Mistah J!
I hired to water them, for fuck's sake?
You don't ever break up with me!
Okay, how about this?
Let's raise a glass to this pyramid of money.
So, this patient of mine, she's fixated on a murderous psychopath
[screaming]
Name someone funnier than me, Stan.
Gentlemen! My fellow whites!
Ooh! Ah!